babyfey ([info]babyfey) wrote,
@ 2004-10-18 23:06:00
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Question #3

Why in the fuck do cats eat earwax?

Some of you may not even know that they do, but yeah, grossly enough, cats loooooove the earwax.  Why?

Here's the first big reason.  A human tongue has 10,000 tastebuds, and a cats has 500.  So to begin with, cat's delicate palate isn't quite as discerning as a human's, hence why they'll eat brands of cat food that smell like wet ashes.

However, a cat's sense of smell is a lot stronger than a human's, and they can pick up subtle cues in a scent that we can't.  When a cat smells earwax, they smell the fatty acids and the dead skin cells (mmmmm).  So they think, this must be a tasty treat (also, one of my web page sources say they love scabs... *shudder*). 

So a human has a shitty sense of smell, but we're good at figuring out what tastes good; for cats it's completely reversed.  To quote another source, "something... has to taste fucking awful before [a cat] won't eat it."  Which seriously leaves me wondering, what tastes worse than scabs and earwax....




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Cat fancy
(Anonymous)
2004-10-19 10:45 am UTC (link)
Very interesting, but this does not answer the question of why a cat will turn its nose up at certain kinds of cat food, but will always find endless hours of pleasure licking its own ass. One can't possibly taste much better than the other, so why discriminate at all?

Although I suppose if taste isn't as much a factor, you could always consider the cheap thrill of getting an ass-licking. Hey, look, I answered my own question!

--Adam (yes, THAT Adam)

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Re: Cat fancy
[info]babyfey
2004-10-19 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Come on... you are completely forgetting how much cats love to be bitchy snobs. I think my cat figures out once every two months that I'm buying the same brand and thinks to herself... "Hmm. How can I fuck with her brain just a little bit more?"

A cat's attitude is the biggest part of being a cat, even more than its sense of smell.

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Re: Cat fancy
(Anonymous)
2004-10-19 04:09 pm UTC (link)
While I will acknowledge that a cat's attitude is intrinsic to its cat-ness, I refuse to buy into the snobbery of any living thing that uses its own tongue for toilet paper.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-07 09:10 pm UTC (link)
um actully they dont do that. Im a vet tech, I work with animals on a daily basis and have studied them.

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