Can you break a penis?

Sorry to say, yes, you can break a penis *waits to hear collective groan/cringe from the men*.  Here’s how it happens:  You’re having a good old romp in the bedroom, some rough jungle-lovin’.  Your penis slips out (woman on top generally), and if it gets reinserted too fast and off the mark, it will bend.  One or both of the two major blood vessels that supply you with your raging hard-on will snap, since they’re filled with blood.  Usually it’s just a small tear, but enough to fill the rest of the penis with blood.  So you lose the erection, and your dick becomes black and blue, and swells to the size of an orange.  Then comes the blinding pain.  Oooooh…

Yeah, go see a doctor.  You gotta fix it, since there may be a tear in the urethra too.   In addition to that, if it heals with the tear, you’ll have a scar, which causes the blood vessel to shorten, giving you a noticeably curved penis.  So umm… watch out for that rough sex jungle lovin’.